I’m so sad to say this is the last Kink of the week post, as one of my favourite memes is going on hiatus. And sadly it’s going out with a whimper rather than a bang, as the topic is pampering.
I’m not very good at the pampering thing, I don’t really understand what it really means. We’re told that it’s things like massages or spa days. But massages for me are about painfully resetting my muscles and they leave me bruised and sore, not relaxing! And spa days, well I’ve done a few of those and whilst spending a day with partners or friends is great. Overheating in a sauna or sitting in a pool is great for a couple of hours but any more than that and I’d much rather be somewhere that didn’t smell of chlorine!
The wonderful Keeper did attempt to pamper me after a long run. He ran me a bath and cooked me dinner. Well I was bored sitting in the bath after two minutes, so I was out and showering off before he’d even made a start on the dinner!
I’m not someone that likes being fussed over. The only facial I like is the filthy kind. So having someone pamper me, it feels like someone is fussing over me too much and that leaves me uncomfortable. Not exactly how pampering should feel.
I think for me, pampering is about putting me first and relaxing. So the perfect way to do that is having a deliciously long indulgent wank, curling up with a good book and ordering in a takeaway. What could be better?
Molly
I do love a bath but I also really like your version of pampering too and now I want a wank and a takeaway
Molly
HappyComeLucky
I very rarely have baths although I used to love them. I need to find ways to switch my head off.
You look so tempting in this one.
Jerbear
You had me at “deliciously long indulgent wank”.
Looking forward to more of you in the new year.
LVK
This bath does look delicious even if you were only in it for a short time. The pick is great. Discovering I could take a book in the bath was a game changer for me. Book, bath and a wank all in one 😉 sorry this is the last one for a while I’ve always enjoyed your images and perspectives.