Last year when the Keeper and I celebrated our civil partnership, we wanted to have a little bit of fun with BeauDuJour, Euclidean Point and Honey, who were our witnesses. Whilst it technically wasn’t a wedding in its truest sense, we thought we had to feed our friends a wedding breakfast in the best of ways.
Nyotaimori, is eating sushi off a perfectly still naked woman. We decided we would add our own twist because we aren’t the sort of people that do tradition! Instead of a naked woman, there was a genderqueer person and instead of sushi there was fruit, cream, chocolate and marshmallows.
Everything was licked and sucked off me. Technically I should remain perfectly still but we dispensed of that tradition too because there is no way I couldn’t squirm and giggle with all the joy that was surrounding me.
There were moments where I choked on a raspberry that was dropped in my mouth, there is a reason you shouldn’t eat laying down! And then there was the hilarity of watching Euclidean Point lick an entire thigh length of cream and marshmallows in one go, seems she quite likes a mouthful.
All in all, I was left with little bits of melted cream and chocolate, the odd trickle of fruit juice running off my body and the biggest grin. It was a brilliantly fun day.
Who wants a traditional wedding breakfast after a ceremony when you can be the one being the platter of afters for everyone to eat off of.