The Pinchy Pervert

Just recently, The Keeper has earned himself a new nickname, The Pinchy Pervert. Firstly, he has an awesome or awesomely mean pinch, depending on your outlook, secondly, we all love a bit of alliteration and let’s face it, he’s a delightful perv!

The skills he has are beyond impressive. The ability to find a pair of nipples hidden under a catsuit, whilst in a latex vac-bed and unable to see is second to none. I heard the reaction that caused from a different floor of the house!

And if you won’t take my word for it, here are a couple of testimonials from others:

“It’s always a pleasure to do impact play with the beekeeper, whatever implement he decides to use. But there’s no substitute for having someone’s hands in contact with your skin, and what better way to remind you of where your skin is most tender, than with a nice hard pinch?”

Euclidean Point

“I didn’t think that I had strong feelings about pinching. I liked a cheeky pinch, both to give and to receive. I liked just the right pinch on my nipples. But that was before the Pinchy Pervert.

The Pinchy Pervert pinches exquisitely. He seems to get the right amount of flesh every time and his grip raises the temperature. A combination of his pinching and some poking and I am a happy, often giggling puddle.

It’s more than that though. I find myself yearning for those pinches, poking bruises and wishing I could pop round and have them pinched and, pinching myself while I am wanking, trying desperately to achieve that same feeling to tip me over the edge.

I didn’t think I had a thing for pinching, but that is no longer true. Maybe the Pinchy Pervert should offer a masterclass in pinching. I volunteer to be the demonstration model if that thought comes true.”

Honey

As you can see, he has developed a bit of a reputation. Mostly good, although it’s not always appreciated when I’m busy in the kitchen or focused on a task! But I can say for sure, we’re all lucky to have a Pinchy Pervert around.