Fucking machine

I’ve always wanted to experiment with a fucking machine. There’s no particular reason, other than it’s a little different. So imagine my surprise when the Christmas present I nearly broke my toe on last year was a fucking machine! I had always imagined I would try one out at a club somewhere, not own my very own one!

There are a huge range of different ones out there and price ranges to match. So choosing one is both easy and difficult all at the same time. Apparently I have Joanne of Sex Machine Reviews to thank because that was where the Keeper went to do his research.

Now, the thing with sex machines is they aren’t very subtle, you can’t leave one in the corner of a room and pretend it’s a bit of exercise equipment and they’re heavy to move around. Hence me nearly breaking my toe when I accidentally kicked the box! So it’s something that only comes out on occasions where we have time to plan rather than spur of the moment quickies.

The other thing with them is they need setting up. You can’t just put it together and off you go. They need to be oiled so the machinery doesn’t seize, they need to be at the right height and angle or you’ll have a nasty surprise. And finally they need to be at the right depth, too shallow and it’s just a tease, too deep and it feels like the dildo will come out of your mouth! That also depends on the dildo you use.

Which brings me into my next point perfectly. The dildo! You need one with a vac-u-lock system, basically a hole to stick in the base of the dildo to secure it in place. And they aren’t that easy to find. The Keeper found a smooth one from John Thomas Toys, knowing I don’t like bumps and ridges, especially on the end of a relentless fucking machine…ouch! However, those of you who know that brand will know how big those toys are. Whilst he did buy the smallest size, it took all my focus, attention and lube to push and shove to get the dildo in me before we turned on the machine.

So I decided to try something smaller. Hunting around for vac-u-lock dildos was difficult. Then I found out Godemiche would create a hole for you if you ask, it’s not on their website but this is good to know information! Now to work out which size and shape and colour to get when there are so many options! I already have an ambit and find that quite hard so I thought I’d try the soft silicone of the Adam instead. Guess what, it’s fucking huge and it took all my focus, attention and lube to push and shove to get the dildo in me!

So dildo wise, I’m back at square one. I need something small and soft!

Now back onto the fucking machine itself. Well, once I managed to get the dildo in me and had a clitoral orgasm to get past the discomfort of the dildo it’s lots of fun. I love the fact it doesn’t get tired and can keep going forever, although silicone dildoes require regular lube re-application. It was more fun considering I wasn’t in control of the speed. The Keeper knew how to keep me on my toes…or is that knees, slowing down so it was teasing me before speeding up so it pounded into me leaving me in a messy puddle of satisfaction.