Frosty the snowman

A snowman on a persons arse, crafted out of shaving cream, with grapes for eyes and a carrot nose
Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul
With a missing pipe and a carrot nose
And two eyes made out of grapes
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say
He was made of snow but the children know
How he came to life one day

Frosty the Snowman ~ Lyrics by Walter “Jack” Rollins and Steve Nelson and adapted by me!

This one was lots of fun to do and I wasn’t sure whether to chose the lyrics for ‘Frosty the Snowman’ or go with ‘Wanking in the air’ instead.

Please note, we do not recommend putting anything in your arse without a flared base for safety reasons.

Merry Christmas everyone!

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