Forsaken – abandoned or deserted
I can’t flirt. There, I said it! I’m too awkward and clumsy to be able to flirt. I don’t know how to get someone’s attention in a gentle sexy way. I’m more likely to burst through the door and trip over my own feet and get attention accidentally. This will make some of you laugh, I’m not the most subtle person in the world.
But on the other side of that, if you try to flirt with me subtly then I won’t have a clue you’re flirting. I’ve spent so many years knowing I’m not attractive that I don’t notice when someone is trying to give me clues that they are. I need someone to hit me round the head with a proverbial baseball bat. Even then I’m likely to look at you as if you’ve grown another head and ask if you’re sure or just winding me up.
Once we’ve moved beyond the initial interest phase, I don’t get much better either. My subtle ways just keep growing and instead of words I’ll slide into your messages and send you a few nudes. Similar to a male baboon waving his arse in front of the females face, except my arse is far less red and hairy.
I’m also well aware I’m pretty bad at complimenting other people, it’s something I’m working on but again I’m clumsy. I’m far better at making people laugh because I know that’s something that works for me.
As for how I feel about my partner flirting, I’m actually totally fine with it, in fact I often encourage him to do so. I know how much he loves it. He loves the thrill of the chase whereas I’m much happier feeling like I’ve caught my prey and I can have fun with them. The only thing I have is that if it moves on from just flirting into something more, I need to know about it, I need him to be completely open and honest with me and to take it slowly.
So there you have it, I have forsaken attempting to flirt and I will just try to lay it all out on a plate instead. Quite literally at times with nudes, including the one right here in this post.