Forsaken – abandoned or deserted
I can’t flirt. There, I said it! I’m too awkward and clumsy to be able to flirt. I don’t know how to get someone’s attention in a gentle sexy way. I’m more likely to burst through the door and trip over my own feet and get attention accidentally. This will make some of you laugh, I’m not the most subtle person in the world.
But on the other side of that, if you try to flirt with me subtly then I won’t have a clue you’re flirting. I’ve spent so many years knowing I’m not attractive that I don’t notice when someone is trying to give me clues that they are. I need someone to hit me round the head with a proverbial baseball bat. Even then I’m likely to look at you as if you’ve grown another head and ask if you’re sure or just winding me up.
Once we’ve moved beyond the initial interest phase, I don’t get much better either. My subtle ways just keep growing and instead of words I’ll slide into your messages and send you a few nudes. Similar to a male baboon waving his arse in front of the females face, except my arse is far less red and hairy.
I’m also well aware I’m pretty bad at complimenting other people, it’s something I’m working on but again I’m clumsy. I’m far better at making people laugh because I know that’s something that works for me.
As for how I feel about my partner flirting, I’m actually totally fine with it, in fact I often encourage him to do so. I know how much he loves it. He loves the thrill of the chase whereas I’m much happier feeling like I’ve caught my prey and I can have fun with them. The only thing I have is that if it moves on from just flirting into something more, I need to know about it, I need him to be completely open and honest with me and to take it slowly.
So there you have it, I have forsaken attempting to flirt and I will just try to lay it all out on a plate instead. Quite literally at times with nudes, including the one right here in this post.
Storm
I can never tell if someone is flirting or just being nice. Sometimes people are just flirty by nature and don’t mean anything by it. The last guy I dated -I had to ask him straight out if he was hitting on me. Then this other guy had his hand on my leg, and I still questioned if I could be misreading his signals.
Molly
“I’m more likely to burst through the door and trip over my own feet and get attention accidentally.” This made me laugh out loud because yeah, I could see that happening
Molly
Julie
This sounds so much like me. Rubbish at subtlety and no good at picking up cues. Beautiful breast by the way xx
Bambi Biohazard
I know what you mean about the subtle flirting, if it’s not super obvious I am totally oblivious to it too. My partner is the same.
Tabitha Rayne
Well, I’m telling you this…
Gorgeous gorgeous GORGEOUS 🥰💕
elliott henry
Beautiful shot.
LittleSwitchBitch
LOL – As I mentioned I could have written this too x
Modesty Ablaze
Well … your photo is certainly very flirtatious enough for me !!!
Xxx – K
Victoria Blisse
That’s a beautifully artistic image 🙂 I’m a bit clueless at flirting too,in that I can do it and I can recognise others doing it (sometimes) but then I’m never sure if they mean it or not. I am a baseball bat needing individual too!
JerBear
Your approach, is perfect. As is what you’re showing us.
Thank you.
Muse
I wouldn’t notice if someone was flirting with me and am hopeless at flirting so I’m a lost cause – beautiful image
Mrs Fever
I much prefer to be direct. From zero to ten on the Flirt Scale, I’m a negative -47.
As for other people flirting with me? Yeah, nevermind. I don’t know if it’s just that I don’t ‘get’ flirting or that I see it as a form of subterfuge and therefore subconsciously overlook/ignore it, but if someone is trying to flirt with me I pretty much have zero comprehension that they are trying to “send me vibes,” or whatnot. Someone who straight-out says, “I like you,” and who is open and fun/ny and an interesting person? That, I get. Honest and direct is really the only way to get through to me. People who approach me that way will hold my attention.
And then, once a relationship is established, yes… The babboon thing probably applies. *laugh*
HappyComeLucky
I’m now considering whether baboon play should be a thing. I mean, you do have the most wonderful arse to wave to get attention. Oh, and this picture – it’s one that gets spellbound attention while someone searches for words to express the beauty of you.
You can trip through the door, fall at my feet and fling nudes at me anytime.
I hope I’ve nailed flirting back at you with that last bit.