When I first saw dry humping as the topic, I was on the back foot. It’s something that I’ve done as a teenager during early exploring but as an adult, do I still dry hump?
Turns out the answer to that is a yes but sometimes in a very different form from the dry humping you’d expect!
There are those times, when you’re playing with someone new. Times when you straddle them, kissing them, getting so know them, still fully dressed, where you grind into each other. Turning each other on, the anticipation of what’s about to happen builds before neither of you can resist any longer.
Then there are those times when you feel their thigh pushed against your cunt and there’s nothing else you can do except grind against it.
But then, what if that humping gets switched into something else. When someone turns you into a needy and desperate slut before pushing you to the ground and telling you that their boots are in need of a humping before they then tell you to lick them clean of the mess you made with your juices.
Or maybe they lead you to the bed, grab a pillow and tell you that you have two minutes to make yourself come and if you don’t then clearly you weren’t desperate enough and had to wait another day to try again. Meanwhile, you have to fall asleep at night inhaling your own scent.
Get you love drunk off my hump
My humps ~ Black Eyes Peas
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump
Do all these scenarios count as dry humping? Who knows and who really cares. Humping and being made to hump whilst you’re being watched are hot as fuck and I’m going to enjoy all that delicious squirming.