This weeks prompt is “Penis Masturbators” and, as I am the one who owns a cock, I have been persuaded… asked to contribute.
I’ve not had much luck with masturbators, they’ve never convinced me that using one is better than my own hand for times of personal pleasure.
I bought my first masturbator, a Fleshlight, back in my early 20’s. I was looking for new sexual experiences, had seen an advert online and had to say I was intrigued. When it arrived it wasn’t a good start, they had got my order wrong. I had ordered one with a chocolate scent, instead I received one that glowed in the dark! I guess it made it easier to find in the dark. I did complain and settled with them sending me a large free bottle of lube. After this initial hiccup, I have to say, things didn’t improve. I found the container a little unwieldy, needing two hands to use it. The slurping became more of a distraction the longer I went and in the end, after cleaning it, it became a sticky fluff magnet. I’ll admit, thoughts of fucking Chewbacas mum do not turn me on.
My next experience occurred quite a few years later… in fact, it was valentines. What better gift could a lover be given than something to go and have a wank with!? Bee bought me a pack of half a dozen Tenga eggs. If you’ve not seen them before they’re small sleeves, each featuring a different texture inside, wrapped into an egg shaped shell… very much like an adult kinder surprise. Unfortunately this is where the fun ends and there’s no chocolate to make up for that fact. The eggs are made of a very soft and stretchy silicone which means that by the time I stretched it over the end of my cock the texture had vanished. This unfortunately meant for another disappointing experience.
Fast forward to now. Due to previous experience I haven’t been to fussed with trying another, that was until recently. I’ve been lucky enough to try a new prototype sleeve and I have to say after the disappointment I’ve had I’m impressed. I guess what I’m trying to say is that maybe you shouldn’t always give up, you never know when the right thing for you may turn up.