I feel quite ashamed to admit it but I’m just no good at talking dirty, I feel as a sex positive person who can share her filthy secrets with the online world it should come easily to me but it doesn’t. I can spend all day teasing and winding Sir up with filthy texts and I’ve even written him a bedtime story or two in the past but when it comes to whispering into his ear I just can’t do it. I’m sure for some it’s a good way to discover each other fantasies but for us the written word has always been so much more powerful.
I’ve tried, I really have but my mind goes blank, I feel clumsy and ridiculous, I spend so long thinking about what to say the moment gets lost and if he touches me as I’m speaking I’m instantly distracted by what he’s doing and I completely forget what I was saying. I’m not too bad if I have a story planned in my head or if I’m incredibly turned on and lost in the moment but if I’m put on the spot…nothing! And of course I love it when Sir talks dirty to me but he, like me, hears what he says then think it sounds silly and not at all sexy.
I have come to realise though that dirty talk doesn’t have to be just whispering into each other ears in the bedroom, or any other room for that matter. He has one or two phrases that always have an effect on me, all he has to do is tell me I’m his or tell me I’m a good girl and I’m putty in his hands.
Out of everything that really gets to me is the way he just looks at me and just changes his tone of voice. Recently, after he had a night out with some friends and we were chatting about how it went and what was discussed. He mentioned they were discussing what their partners called their pussies, I was more alert and a little worried what he said about me, so slightly nervously I asked. He said ‘I kept quiet, they mostly called theirs cute names so I couldn’t turn round and say you call yours cunt or your fuckhole’. I exclaimed quite indignantly that I may call it my cunt but I’ve never used the term fuckhole! To which he gave me that look and firmly replied ‘you will if I tell you too’. I stopped in my tracks, we went from chatting to me having wet panties in no time at all.
It may not be how we traditionally think of talking dirty but, just wow, it works for me every time!